The greatest Emoji request we have ever recieved.

Name: Deezy the Trap King

Comment: Dear Emoji people,
First off, I’d like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for inventing, what I think is, the greatest contribution to modern communication. The Emoji.
However….
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DINOSAUR EMOJI!?
YOU’VE HAD LIKE 16 GOD DAMN UPDATES ADDING NEW SHIT THAT NO ONE EVER USES, BUT STILL NO DINOS???
COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO LIVES AND BREATES THE JURRASIC PERIOD, THE DINOSAUR EMOJI IS THE ONE THING THAT LEAVES AN EMPTY VOID IN MY SOUL WHEN IT COMES TO EXPRESSING MYSELF VIA TEXT BASED COMMUNICATION.
JUST TAKE A STEP BACK AND THINK OF ALL THE AMAZING APPLICATIONS IT WOULD HAVE!
I MEAN, YOU EVEN CREATED A MIDDLE FUCKING FINGER! THE DINOSAUR IS MUCH MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY BECAUSE THEY DONT EVEN HAVE FINGERS TO GIVE VULGAR GESTURES WITH!
YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF BRONTO-SNORUS’S. GET WITH THE TIMES, PEOPLE! THIS ISNT THE TRIASSIC PERIOD!
WHAT IF I OPENED A CLOTHING STORE CALLED “TRY SARA’S TOPS” — HAHA ITS CLEVER AND WITTY AND FUN, BUT FUCK ME I CANT EVEN PROPERLY EMOTE MYSELF ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING TRICERATOPS.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY… YOU HAVE AN EMOJI OF A PILE OF SMILING SHIT!
AND ALSO, THREE, YES FUCKING THREE, EMOJIS FOR A PIG!
WHAT IS THIS? JURRASIC PORK?
DO THE WORLD A FAVOR, GIVE US SOME LITTLE T-REXY’S AND MAYBE SOME BABY RAPTORS, OR SOMETHING.
DINOSAURS ARE FUCKING HOT RIGHT NOW AND THIS DINO-SHIP IS ABOUT SET SAIL WITHOUT YOUR ASS UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK ON BOARD.
GOOD DAY.

11 thoughts on “The greatest Emoji request we have ever recieved.”

  1. I feel the same way! We need dinosaurs, and more diverse animals. Not a fucking chicken, but ducks! I’m also looking for a giraffe.

  2. Where the heck is the drooly-face?? As if to be drooling over a steamy hot pizza, or over a steamy hot guy? …. really tho, I picture a face with eyes semi-rolled into the head, with a big slack-jaw mouth, and a nice glob of drool dripping off the corner 🙂

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